A tiger is playing hide-and-seek and roaming the region around Paris since yesterday. We don't know where it escaped from, we don't know where it is going and the last time it has been seen was this morning. We've been advised to move in our cars only, children in the area are confined in their school, and we are all calculating how many kilometers the animal can cover in one day.
The good news is : it isn't hungry yet.
The bad news is : it won't last.
Right now, it's still funny, and we are all planning who we are going to feed the animal with : our boss, our mother-in-law, our students, our teachers...